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import { Header } from "@/components/header";
export default function WhyNotCapcut() {
return (
<div className="min-h-screen bg-background px-5">
<Header />
<main className="relative mt-12">
<div className="absolute inset-0 overflow-hidden pointer-events-none">
<div className="absolute -top-40 -right-40 w-96 h-96 bg-gradient-to-br from-muted/20 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" />
<div className="absolute top-1/2 -left-40 w-80 h-80 bg-gradient-to-tr from-muted/10 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" />
</div>
<div className="relative container mx-auto px-4 py-16">
<div className="max-w-6xl mx-auto">
<div className="text-center mb-20">
<h1 className="text-5xl md:text-6xl font-bold tracking-tight mb-6">
Fuck CapCut
</h1>
<p className="text-xl text-muted-foreground mb-8 max-w-2xl mx-auto leading-relaxed">
Roasting time, so get ready motherfucker.
</p>
</div>
<div className="max-w-4xl mx-auto space-y-12">
<div>
<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?
</h2>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
You probably use CapCut and think your video editing is
special. You think your fucking TikTok with 47 transitions and
12 different fonts is going to get you some viral fame. You
think loading up every goddamn effect in their library makes
your content better. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe what
CapCut actually gives you:
</p>
<ul className="text-lg space-y-2 mb-6 list-disc list-inside">
<li>A paywall every time you breathe</li>
<li>Terms of service that steal your shit</li>
<li>
More "Get Pro" dialogs than a Windows 95 error message
</li>
<li>
Features that disappear behind paywalls while you're fucking
using them
</li>
<li>Bugs disguised as "premium features"</li>
</ul>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
<strong>Well guess what, motherfucker:</strong>
</p>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
You. Are. Getting. Scammed. Look at this shit. It's a fucking
video editor. Why the fuck do you need to pay $20/month just
to remove a goddamn watermark? You spent hours editing your
video and they slap their logo on it like they fucking made
it.
</p>
</div>
<div>
<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
The "Get Pro" dialog is everywhere
</h2>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
This motherfucking dialog pops up more than ads on a pirated
movie site. Want to add a transition? Get Pro. Want to export
without their watermark? Get Pro. Want to use more than 2
fonts? Get fucking Pro, peasant.
</p>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
Did you seriously think you could edit a video without seeing
this dialog 47 times? You click one button and BAM - there it
is again, asking for your credit card like a desperate ex
asking for money.
</p>
</div>
<div>
<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
Everything costs money now
</h2>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
You dumbass. You thought CapCut was free, but no. Free means
they let you open the app. Everything else costs money. Basic
shake effect? That'll be $20/month. A decent transition that isn't
"fade"? Pay up, motherfucker.
</p>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
Here's my favorite piece of bullshit: You import an MP3 file -
you know, AUDIO - and try to export. "Sorry, can't export
because you're using our premium extract audio feature!"
</p>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
<strong>
My MP3 was already fucking audio, you absolute morons.
</strong>
</p>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
But wait, there's more! If you drag that same MP3 to their
media panel first, then to the timeline, it magically works.
This isn't a bug, it's a fucking scam disguised as software
engineering.
</p>
</div>
<div>
<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
Their Terms of Service are insane
</h2>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
Look at this shit. You upload your content and they basically
say "thanks for the free content, we own it now, but if Disney
sues anyone, that's your problem."
</p>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
<strong>CapCut's Terms of Service:</strong> We get full rights
to use, modify, distribute, and monetize everything you upload
- permanently and without paying you shit. But you're still
responsible if anything goes wrong.
</p>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
Translation: "We'll make money off your viral video, you
handle the lawsuits." Brilliant legal strategy, you fucks.
</p>
</div>
<div>
<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
The editor is actually good
</h2>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
Here's the thing that makes me want to punch my monitor: the
actual video editor is fucking good. It's intuitive, powerful,
and anyone can figure it out. When it's not begging for money
every 30 seconds, it actually works well.
</p>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
Which makes everything else so much worse. They built
something people want to use, then turned it into a digital
slot machine. Every click might trigger a payment request.
</p>
</div>
<div>
<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
This is a video editor. Look at it. You've never seen one
before.
</h2>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
Like the person who's never used software that doesn't
constantly beg for money, you have no fucking idea what a
video editor should be. All you've ever seen are predatory
apps disguised as creative tools.
</p>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
A real video editor lets you edit videos. It doesn't steal
your content. It doesn't pop up payment dialogs every 5
seconds. It doesn't charge you separately for basic features
that should be free.
</p>
</div>
<div>
<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck
</h2>
<p className="text-lg mb-6">
I'm not actually saying all video editors should be basic as
shit. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with
video editing apps are{" "}
<strong>ones they create themselves</strong>. Video editors
aren't broken by default - they edit videos, export them, and
let you use basic features without constantly begging for
money. CapCut breaks them. They turn them into payment
processors with video editing as a side feature.
</p>
<p className="text-lg">
<em>"Good software gets out of your way."</em>
<br />- Some smart motherfucker who definitely wasn't working
at CapCut
</p>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</main>
</div>
);
}
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