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diff --git a/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx b/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx deleted file mode 100644 index b05860a6..00000000 --- a/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx +++ /dev/null @@ -1,191 +0,0 @@ -import { Header } from "@/components/header"; - -export default function WhyNotCapcut() { - return ( - <div className="min-h-screen bg-background px-5"> - <Header /> - - <main className="relative mt-12"> - <div className="absolute inset-0 overflow-hidden pointer-events-none"> - <div className="absolute -top-40 -right-40 w-96 h-96 bg-linear-to-br from-muted/20 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" /> - <div className="absolute top-1/2 -left-40 w-80 h-80 bg-linear-to-tr from-muted/10 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" /> - </div> - - <div className="relative container mx-auto px-4 py-16"> - <div className="max-w-6xl mx-auto"> - <div className="text-center mb-20"> - <h1 className="text-5xl md:text-6xl font-bold tracking-tight mb-6"> - Fuck CapCut - </h1> - <p className="text-xl text-muted-foreground mb-8 max-w-2xl mx-auto leading-relaxed"> - Roasting time, so get ready motherfucker. - </p> - </div> - - <div className="max-w-4xl mx-auto space-y-12"> - <div> - <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> - Seriously, what the fuck else do you want? - </h2> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - You probably use CapCut and think your video editing is - special. You think your fucking TikTok with 47 transitions and - 12 different fonts is going to get you some viral fame. You - think loading up every goddamn effect in their library makes - your content better. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe what - CapCut actually gives you: - </p> - <ul className="text-lg space-y-2 mb-6 list-disc list-inside"> - <li>A paywall every time you breathe</li> - <li>Terms of service that steal your shit</li> - <li> - More "Get Pro" dialogs than a Windows 95 error message - </li> - <li> - Features that disappear behind paywalls while you're fucking - using them - </li> - <li>Bugs disguised as "premium features"</li> - </ul> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - <strong>Well guess what, motherfucker:</strong> - </p> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - You. Are. Getting. Scammed. Look at this shit. It's a fucking - video editor. Why the fuck do you need to pay $20/month just - to remove a goddamn watermark? You spent hours editing your - video and they slap their logo on it like they fucking made - it. - </p> - </div> - - <div> - <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> - The "Get Pro" dialog is everywhere - </h2> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - This motherfucking dialog pops up more than ads on a pirated - movie site. Want to add a transition? Get Pro. Want to export - without their watermark? Get Pro. Want to use more than 2 - fonts? Get fucking Pro, peasant. - </p> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - Did you seriously think you could edit a video without seeing - this dialog 47 times? You click one button and BAM - there it - is again, asking for your credit card like a desperate ex - asking for money. - </p> - </div> - - <div> - <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> - Everything costs money now - </h2> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - You dumbass. You thought CapCut was free, but no. Free means - they let you open the app. Everything else costs money. Basic - shake effect? That'll be $20/month. A decent transition that - isn't "fade"? Pay up, motherfucker. - </p> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - Here's my favorite piece of bullshit: You import an MP3 file - - you know, AUDIO - and try to export. "Sorry, can't export - because you're using our premium extract audio feature!" - </p> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - <strong> - My MP3 was already fucking audio, you absolute morons. - </strong> - </p> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - But wait, there's more! If you drag that same MP3 to their - media panel first, then to the timeline, it magically works. - This isn't a bug, it's a fucking scam disguised as software - engineering. - </p> - </div> - - <div> - <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> - Their Terms of Service are insane - </h2> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - Look at this shit. You upload your content and they basically - say "thanks for the free content, we own it now, but if Disney - sues anyone, that's your problem." - </p> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - <strong>CapCut's Terms of Service:</strong> We get full rights - to use, modify, distribute, and monetize everything you upload - - permanently and without paying you shit. But you're still - responsible if anything goes wrong. - </p> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - Translation: "We'll make money off your viral video, you - handle the lawsuits." Brilliant legal strategy, you fucks. - </p> - </div> - - <div> - <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> - The editor is actually good - </h2> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - Here's the thing that makes me want to punch my monitor: the - actual video editor is fucking good. It's intuitive, powerful, - and anyone can figure it out. When it's not begging for money - every 30 seconds, it actually works well. - </p> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - Which makes everything else so much worse. They built - something people want to use, then turned it into a digital - slot machine. Every click might trigger a payment request. - </p> - </div> - - <div> - <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> - This is a video editor. Look at it. You've never seen one - before. - </h2> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - Like the person who's never used software that doesn't - constantly beg for money, you have no fucking idea what a - video editor should be. All you've ever seen are predatory - apps disguised as creative tools. - </p> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - A real video editor lets you edit videos. It doesn't steal - your content. It doesn't pop up payment dialogs every 5 - seconds. It doesn't charge you separately for basic features - that should be free. - </p> - </div> - - <div> - <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> - Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck - </h2> - <p className="text-lg mb-6"> - I'm not actually saying all video editors should be basic as - shit. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with - video editing apps are{" "} - <strong>ones they create themselves</strong>. Video editors - aren't broken by default - they edit videos, export them, and - let you use basic features without constantly begging for - money. CapCut breaks them. They turn them into payment - processors with video editing as a side feature. - </p> - <p className="text-lg"> - <em>"Good software gets out of your way."</em> - <br />- Some smart motherfucker who definitely wasn't working - at CapCut - </p> - </div> - </div> - </div> - </div> - </main> - </div> - ); -} |