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diff --git a/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx b/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx index 56b3d27a..7fe6df66 100644 --- a/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx +++ b/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx @@ -1,191 +1,191 @@ -import { Header } from "@/components/header";
-
-export default function WhyNotCapcut() {
- return (
- <div className="min-h-screen bg-background px-5">
- <Header />
-
- <main className="relative mt-12">
- <div className="absolute inset-0 overflow-hidden pointer-events-none">
- <div className="absolute -top-40 -right-40 w-96 h-96 bg-gradient-to-br from-muted/20 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" />
- <div className="absolute top-1/2 -left-40 w-80 h-80 bg-gradient-to-tr from-muted/10 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" />
- </div>
-
- <div className="relative container mx-auto px-4 py-16">
- <div className="max-w-6xl mx-auto">
- <div className="text-center mb-20">
- <h1 className="text-5xl md:text-6xl font-bold tracking-tight mb-6">
- Fuck CapCut
- </h1>
- <p className="text-xl text-muted-foreground mb-8 max-w-2xl mx-auto leading-relaxed">
- Roasting time, so get ready motherfucker.
- </p>
- </div>
-
- <div className="max-w-4xl mx-auto space-y-12">
- <div>
- <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
- Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?
- </h2>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- You probably use CapCut and think your video editing is
- special. You think your fucking TikTok with 47 transitions and
- 12 different fonts is going to get you some viral fame. You
- think loading up every goddamn effect in their library makes
- your content better. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe what
- CapCut actually gives you:
- </p>
- <ul className="text-lg space-y-2 mb-6 list-disc list-inside">
- <li>A paywall every time you breathe</li>
- <li>Terms of service that steal your shit</li>
- <li>
- More "Get Pro" dialogs than a Windows 95 error message
- </li>
- <li>
- Features that disappear behind paywalls while you're fucking
- using them
- </li>
- <li>Bugs disguised as "premium features"</li>
- </ul>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- <strong>Well guess what, motherfucker:</strong>
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- You. Are. Getting. Scammed. Look at this shit. It's a fucking
- video editor. Why the fuck do you need to pay $20/month just
- to remove a goddamn watermark? You spent hours editing your
- video and they slap their logo on it like they fucking made
- it.
- </p>
- </div>
-
- <div>
- <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
- The "Get Pro" dialog is everywhere
- </h2>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- This motherfucking dialog pops up more than ads on a pirated
- movie site. Want to add a transition? Get Pro. Want to export
- without their watermark? Get Pro. Want to use more than 2
- fonts? Get fucking Pro, peasant.
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- Did you seriously think you could edit a video without seeing
- this dialog 47 times? You click one button and BAM - there it
- is again, asking for your credit card like a desperate ex
- asking for money.
- </p>
- </div>
-
- <div>
- <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
- Everything costs money now
- </h2>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- You dumbass. You thought CapCut was free, but no. Free means
- they let you open the app. Everything else costs money. Basic
- shake effect? That'll be $20/month. A decent transition that isn't
- "fade"? Pay up, motherfucker.
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- Here's my favorite piece of bullshit: You import an MP3 file -
- you know, AUDIO - and try to export. "Sorry, can't export
- because you're using our premium extract audio feature!"
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- <strong>
- My MP3 was already fucking audio, you absolute morons.
- </strong>
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- But wait, there's more! If you drag that same MP3 to their
- media panel first, then to the timeline, it magically works.
- This isn't a bug, it's a fucking scam disguised as software
- engineering.
- </p>
- </div>
-
- <div>
- <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
- Their Terms of Service are insane
- </h2>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- Look at this shit. You upload your content and they basically
- say "thanks for the free content, we own it now, but if Disney
- sues anyone, that's your problem."
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- <strong>CapCut's Terms of Service:</strong> We get full rights
- to use, modify, distribute, and monetize everything you upload
- - permanently and without paying you shit. But you're still
- responsible if anything goes wrong.
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- Translation: "We'll make money off your viral video, you
- handle the lawsuits." Brilliant legal strategy, you fucks.
- </p>
- </div>
-
- <div>
- <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
- The editor is actually good
- </h2>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- Here's the thing that makes me want to punch my monitor: the
- actual video editor is fucking good. It's intuitive, powerful,
- and anyone can figure it out. When it's not begging for money
- every 30 seconds, it actually works well.
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- Which makes everything else so much worse. They built
- something people want to use, then turned it into a digital
- slot machine. Every click might trigger a payment request.
- </p>
- </div>
-
- <div>
- <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
- This is a video editor. Look at it. You've never seen one
- before.
- </h2>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- Like the person who's never used software that doesn't
- constantly beg for money, you have no fucking idea what a
- video editor should be. All you've ever seen are predatory
- apps disguised as creative tools.
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- A real video editor lets you edit videos. It doesn't steal
- your content. It doesn't pop up payment dialogs every 5
- seconds. It doesn't charge you separately for basic features
- that should be free.
- </p>
- </div>
-
- <div>
- <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
- Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck
- </h2>
- <p className="text-lg mb-6">
- I'm not actually saying all video editors should be basic as
- shit. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with
- video editing apps are{" "}
- <strong>ones they create themselves</strong>. Video editors
- aren't broken by default - they edit videos, export them, and
- let you use basic features without constantly begging for
- money. CapCut breaks them. They turn them into payment
- processors with video editing as a side feature.
- </p>
- <p className="text-lg">
- <em>"Good software gets out of your way."</em>
- <br />- Some smart motherfucker who definitely wasn't working
- at CapCut
- </p>
- </div>
- </div>
- </div>
- </div>
- </main>
- </div>
- );
-}
+import { Header } from "@/components/header"; + +export default function WhyNotCapcut() { + return ( + <div className="min-h-screen bg-background px-5"> + <Header /> + + <main className="relative mt-12"> + <div className="absolute inset-0 overflow-hidden pointer-events-none"> + <div className="absolute -top-40 -right-40 w-96 h-96 bg-gradient-to-br from-muted/20 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" /> + <div className="absolute top-1/2 -left-40 w-80 h-80 bg-gradient-to-tr from-muted/10 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" /> + </div> + + <div className="relative container mx-auto px-4 py-16"> + <div className="max-w-6xl mx-auto"> + <div className="text-center mb-20"> + <h1 className="text-5xl md:text-6xl font-bold tracking-tight mb-6"> + Fuck CapCut + </h1> + <p className="text-xl text-muted-foreground mb-8 max-w-2xl mx-auto leading-relaxed"> + Roasting time, so get ready motherfucker. + </p> + </div> + + <div className="max-w-4xl mx-auto space-y-12"> + <div> + <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> + Seriously, what the fuck else do you want? + </h2> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + You probably use CapCut and think your video editing is + special. You think your fucking TikTok with 47 transitions and + 12 different fonts is going to get you some viral fame. You + think loading up every goddamn effect in their library makes + your content better. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe what + CapCut actually gives you: + </p> + <ul className="text-lg space-y-2 mb-6 list-disc list-inside"> + <li>A paywall every time you breathe</li> + <li>Terms of service that steal your shit</li> + <li> + More "Get Pro" dialogs than a Windows 95 error message + </li> + <li> + Features that disappear behind paywalls while you're fucking + using them + </li> + <li>Bugs disguised as "premium features"</li> + </ul> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + <strong>Well guess what, motherfucker:</strong> + </p> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + You. Are. Getting. Scammed. Look at this shit. It's a fucking + video editor. Why the fuck do you need to pay $20/month just + to remove a goddamn watermark? You spent hours editing your + video and they slap their logo on it like they fucking made + it. + </p> + </div> + + <div> + <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> + The "Get Pro" dialog is everywhere + </h2> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + This motherfucking dialog pops up more than ads on a pirated + movie site. Want to add a transition? Get Pro. Want to export + without their watermark? Get Pro. Want to use more than 2 + fonts? Get fucking Pro, peasant. + </p> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + Did you seriously think you could edit a video without seeing + this dialog 47 times? You click one button and BAM - there it + is again, asking for your credit card like a desperate ex + asking for money. + </p> + </div> + + <div> + <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> + Everything costs money now + </h2> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + You dumbass. You thought CapCut was free, but no. Free means + they let you open the app. Everything else costs money. Basic + shake effect? That'll be $20/month. A decent transition that + isn't "fade"? Pay up, motherfucker. + </p> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + Here's my favorite piece of bullshit: You import an MP3 file - + you know, AUDIO - and try to export. "Sorry, can't export + because you're using our premium extract audio feature!" + </p> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + <strong> + My MP3 was already fucking audio, you absolute morons. + </strong> + </p> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + But wait, there's more! If you drag that same MP3 to their + media panel first, then to the timeline, it magically works. + This isn't a bug, it's a fucking scam disguised as software + engineering. + </p> + </div> + + <div> + <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> + Their Terms of Service are insane + </h2> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + Look at this shit. You upload your content and they basically + say "thanks for the free content, we own it now, but if Disney + sues anyone, that's your problem." + </p> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + <strong>CapCut's Terms of Service:</strong> We get full rights + to use, modify, distribute, and monetize everything you upload + - permanently and without paying you shit. But you're still + responsible if anything goes wrong. + </p> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + Translation: "We'll make money off your viral video, you + handle the lawsuits." Brilliant legal strategy, you fucks. + </p> + </div> + + <div> + <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> + The editor is actually good + </h2> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + Here's the thing that makes me want to punch my monitor: the + actual video editor is fucking good. It's intuitive, powerful, + and anyone can figure it out. When it's not begging for money + every 30 seconds, it actually works well. + </p> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + Which makes everything else so much worse. They built + something people want to use, then turned it into a digital + slot machine. Every click might trigger a payment request. + </p> + </div> + + <div> + <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> + This is a video editor. Look at it. You've never seen one + before. + </h2> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + Like the person who's never used software that doesn't + constantly beg for money, you have no fucking idea what a + video editor should be. All you've ever seen are predatory + apps disguised as creative tools. + </p> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + A real video editor lets you edit videos. It doesn't steal + your content. It doesn't pop up payment dialogs every 5 + seconds. It doesn't charge you separately for basic features + that should be free. + </p> + </div> + + <div> + <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6"> + Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck + </h2> + <p className="text-lg mb-6"> + I'm not actually saying all video editors should be basic as + shit. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with + video editing apps are{" "} + <strong>ones they create themselves</strong>. Video editors + aren't broken by default - they edit videos, export them, and + let you use basic features without constantly begging for + money. CapCut breaks them. They turn them into payment + processors with video editing as a side feature. + </p> + <p className="text-lg"> + <em>"Good software gets out of your way."</em> + <br />- Some smart motherfucker who definitely wasn't working + at CapCut + </p> + </div> + </div> + </div> + </div> + </main> + </div> + ); +} |