- Fuck CapCut -
-- Roasting time, so get ready motherfucker. -
-- Seriously, what the fuck else do you want? -
-- You probably use CapCut and think your video editing is - special. You think your fucking TikTok with 47 transitions and - 12 different fonts is going to get you some viral fame. You - think loading up every goddamn effect in their library makes - your content better. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe what - CapCut actually gives you: -
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- A paywall every time you breathe -
- Terms of service that steal your shit -
- - More "Get Pro" dialogs than a Windows 95 error message - -
- - Features that disappear behind paywalls while you're fucking - using them - -
- Bugs disguised as "premium features" -
- Well guess what, motherfucker: -
-- You. Are. Getting. Scammed. Look at this shit. It's a fucking - video editor. Why the fuck do you need to pay $20/month just - to remove a goddamn watermark? You spent hours editing your - video and they slap their logo on it like they fucking made - it. -
-- The "Get Pro" dialog is everywhere -
-- This motherfucking dialog pops up more than ads on a pirated - movie site. Want to add a transition? Get Pro. Want to export - without their watermark? Get Pro. Want to use more than 2 - fonts? Get fucking Pro, peasant. -
-- Did you seriously think you could edit a video without seeing - this dialog 47 times? You click one button and BAM - there it - is again, asking for your credit card like a desperate ex - asking for money. -
-- Everything costs money now -
-- You dumbass. You thought CapCut was free, but no. Free means - they let you open the app. Everything else costs money. Basic - shake effect? That'll be $20/month. A decent transition that - isn't "fade"? Pay up, motherfucker. -
-- Here's my favorite piece of bullshit: You import an MP3 file - - you know, AUDIO - and try to export. "Sorry, can't export - because you're using our premium extract audio feature!" -
-- - My MP3 was already fucking audio, you absolute morons. - -
-- But wait, there's more! If you drag that same MP3 to their - media panel first, then to the timeline, it magically works. - This isn't a bug, it's a fucking scam disguised as software - engineering. -
-- Their Terms of Service are insane -
-- Look at this shit. You upload your content and they basically - say "thanks for the free content, we own it now, but if Disney - sues anyone, that's your problem." -
-- CapCut's Terms of Service: We get full rights - to use, modify, distribute, and monetize everything you upload - - permanently and without paying you shit. But you're still - responsible if anything goes wrong. -
-- Translation: "We'll make money off your viral video, you - handle the lawsuits." Brilliant legal strategy, you fucks. -
-- The editor is actually good -
-- Here's the thing that makes me want to punch my monitor: the - actual video editor is fucking good. It's intuitive, powerful, - and anyone can figure it out. When it's not begging for money - every 30 seconds, it actually works well. -
-- Which makes everything else so much worse. They built - something people want to use, then turned it into a digital - slot machine. Every click might trigger a payment request. -
-- This is a video editor. Look at it. You've never seen one - before. -
-- Like the person who's never used software that doesn't - constantly beg for money, you have no fucking idea what a - video editor should be. All you've ever seen are predatory - apps disguised as creative tools. -
-- A real video editor lets you edit videos. It doesn't steal - your content. It doesn't pop up payment dialogs every 5 - seconds. It doesn't charge you separately for basic features - that should be free. -
-- Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck -
-- I'm not actually saying all video editors should be basic as - shit. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with - video editing apps are{" "} - ones they create themselves. Video editors - aren't broken by default - they edit videos, export them, and - let you use basic features without constantly begging for - money. CapCut breaks them. They turn them into payment - processors with video editing as a side feature. -
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- "Good software gets out of your way."
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- Some smart motherfucker who definitely wasn't working
- at CapCut
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