From 5931ddb77aac23ffe1b82d9d7c03afde3e671109 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Hayden Bleasel Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2025 14:41:34 -0700 Subject: feat: add ultracite (#452) * Init ultracite * Update scripts and biome.jsonc * Update biome.jsonc * Update biome.jsonc * Update biome.jsonc * Run format --- apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx | 382 +++++++++++++++---------------- 1 file changed, 191 insertions(+), 191 deletions(-) (limited to 'apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut') diff --git a/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx b/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx index 56b3d27a..7fe6df66 100644 --- a/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx +++ b/apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx @@ -1,191 +1,191 @@ -import { Header } from "@/components/header"; - -export default function WhyNotCapcut() { - return ( -
-
- -
-
-
-
-
- -
-
-
-

- Fuck CapCut -

-

- Roasting time, so get ready motherfucker. -

-
- -
-
-

- Seriously, what the fuck else do you want? -

-

- You probably use CapCut and think your video editing is - special. You think your fucking TikTok with 47 transitions and - 12 different fonts is going to get you some viral fame. You - think loading up every goddamn effect in their library makes - your content better. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe what - CapCut actually gives you: -

-
    -
  • A paywall every time you breathe
    • -
  • Terms of service that steal your shit
    • -
  • - More "Get Pro" dialogs than a Windows 95 error message -
    • -
  • - Features that disappear behind paywalls while you're fucking - using them -
    • -
  • Bugs disguised as "premium features"
    • -
-

- Well guess what, motherfucker: -

-

- You. Are. Getting. Scammed. Look at this shit. It's a fucking - video editor. Why the fuck do you need to pay $20/month just - to remove a goddamn watermark? You spent hours editing your - video and they slap their logo on it like they fucking made - it. -

-
- -
-

- The "Get Pro" dialog is everywhere -

-

- This motherfucking dialog pops up more than ads on a pirated - movie site. Want to add a transition? Get Pro. Want to export - without their watermark? Get Pro. Want to use more than 2 - fonts? Get fucking Pro, peasant. -

-

- Did you seriously think you could edit a video without seeing - this dialog 47 times? You click one button and BAM - there it - is again, asking for your credit card like a desperate ex - asking for money. -

-
- -
-

- Everything costs money now -

-

- You dumbass. You thought CapCut was free, but no. Free means - they let you open the app. Everything else costs money. Basic - shake effect? That'll be $20/month. A decent transition that isn't - "fade"? Pay up, motherfucker. -

-

- Here's my favorite piece of bullshit: You import an MP3 file - - you know, AUDIO - and try to export. "Sorry, can't export - because you're using our premium extract audio feature!" -

-

- - My MP3 was already fucking audio, you absolute morons. - -

-

- But wait, there's more! If you drag that same MP3 to their - media panel first, then to the timeline, it magically works. - This isn't a bug, it's a fucking scam disguised as software - engineering. -

-
- -
-

- Their Terms of Service are insane -

-

- Look at this shit. You upload your content and they basically - say "thanks for the free content, we own it now, but if Disney - sues anyone, that's your problem." -

-

- CapCut's Terms of Service: We get full rights - to use, modify, distribute, and monetize everything you upload - - permanently and without paying you shit. But you're still - responsible if anything goes wrong. -

-

- Translation: "We'll make money off your viral video, you - handle the lawsuits." Brilliant legal strategy, you fucks. -

-
- -
-

- The editor is actually good -

-

- Here's the thing that makes me want to punch my monitor: the - actual video editor is fucking good. It's intuitive, powerful, - and anyone can figure it out. When it's not begging for money - every 30 seconds, it actually works well. -

-

- Which makes everything else so much worse. They built - something people want to use, then turned it into a digital - slot machine. Every click might trigger a payment request. -

-
- -
-

- This is a video editor. Look at it. You've never seen one - before. -

-

- Like the person who's never used software that doesn't - constantly beg for money, you have no fucking idea what a - video editor should be. All you've ever seen are predatory - apps disguised as creative tools. -

-

- A real video editor lets you edit videos. It doesn't steal - your content. It doesn't pop up payment dialogs every 5 - seconds. It doesn't charge you separately for basic features - that should be free. -

-
- -
-

- Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck -

-

- I'm not actually saying all video editors should be basic as - shit. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with - video editing apps are{" "} - ones they create themselves. Video editors - aren't broken by default - they edit videos, export them, and - let you use basic features without constantly begging for - money. CapCut breaks them. They turn them into payment - processors with video editing as a side feature. -

-

- "Good software gets out of your way." -
- Some smart motherfucker who definitely wasn't working - at CapCut -

-
-
-
-
-
-
- ); -} +import { Header } from "@/components/header"; + +export default function WhyNotCapcut() { + return ( +
+
+ +
+
+
+
+
+ +
+
+
+

+ Fuck CapCut +

+

+ Roasting time, so get ready motherfucker. +

+
+ +
+
+

+ Seriously, what the fuck else do you want? +

+

+ You probably use CapCut and think your video editing is + special. You think your fucking TikTok with 47 transitions and + 12 different fonts is going to get you some viral fame. You + think loading up every goddamn effect in their library makes + your content better. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe what + CapCut actually gives you: +

+
    +
  • A paywall every time you breathe
    • +
  • Terms of service that steal your shit
    • +
  • + More "Get Pro" dialogs than a Windows 95 error message +
    • +
  • + Features that disappear behind paywalls while you're fucking + using them +
    • +
  • Bugs disguised as "premium features"
    • +
+

+ Well guess what, motherfucker: +

+

+ You. Are. Getting. Scammed. Look at this shit. It's a fucking + video editor. Why the fuck do you need to pay $20/month just + to remove a goddamn watermark? You spent hours editing your + video and they slap their logo on it like they fucking made + it. +

+
+ +
+

+ The "Get Pro" dialog is everywhere +

+

+ This motherfucking dialog pops up more than ads on a pirated + movie site. Want to add a transition? Get Pro. Want to export + without their watermark? Get Pro. Want to use more than 2 + fonts? Get fucking Pro, peasant. +

+

+ Did you seriously think you could edit a video without seeing + this dialog 47 times? You click one button and BAM - there it + is again, asking for your credit card like a desperate ex + asking for money. +

+
+ +
+

+ Everything costs money now +

+

+ You dumbass. You thought CapCut was free, but no. Free means + they let you open the app. Everything else costs money. Basic + shake effect? That'll be $20/month. A decent transition that + isn't "fade"? Pay up, motherfucker. +

+

+ Here's my favorite piece of bullshit: You import an MP3 file - + you know, AUDIO - and try to export. "Sorry, can't export + because you're using our premium extract audio feature!" +

+

+ + My MP3 was already fucking audio, you absolute morons. + +

+

+ But wait, there's more! If you drag that same MP3 to their + media panel first, then to the timeline, it magically works. + This isn't a bug, it's a fucking scam disguised as software + engineering. +

+
+ +
+

+ Their Terms of Service are insane +

+

+ Look at this shit. You upload your content and they basically + say "thanks for the free content, we own it now, but if Disney + sues anyone, that's your problem." +

+

+ CapCut's Terms of Service: We get full rights + to use, modify, distribute, and monetize everything you upload + - permanently and without paying you shit. But you're still + responsible if anything goes wrong. +

+

+ Translation: "We'll make money off your viral video, you + handle the lawsuits." Brilliant legal strategy, you fucks. +

+
+ +
+

+ The editor is actually good +

+

+ Here's the thing that makes me want to punch my monitor: the + actual video editor is fucking good. It's intuitive, powerful, + and anyone can figure it out. When it's not begging for money + every 30 seconds, it actually works well. +

+

+ Which makes everything else so much worse. They built + something people want to use, then turned it into a digital + slot machine. Every click might trigger a payment request. +

+
+ +
+

+ This is a video editor. Look at it. You've never seen one + before. +

+

+ Like the person who's never used software that doesn't + constantly beg for money, you have no fucking idea what a + video editor should be. All you've ever seen are predatory + apps disguised as creative tools. +

+

+ A real video editor lets you edit videos. It doesn't steal + your content. It doesn't pop up payment dialogs every 5 + seconds. It doesn't charge you separately for basic features + that should be free. +

+
+ +
+

+ Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck +

+

+ I'm not actually saying all video editors should be basic as + shit. What I'm saying is that all the problems we have with + video editing apps are{" "} + ones they create themselves. Video editors + aren't broken by default - they edit videos, export them, and + let you use basic features without constantly begging for + money. CapCut breaks them. They turn them into payment + processors with video editing as a side feature. +

+

+ "Good software gets out of your way." +
- Some smart motherfucker who definitely wasn't working + at CapCut +

+
+
+
+
+
+
+ ); +} -- cgit v1.3.1